REAL CHEESE / SUPER FETA

America's largest metropolis has found a way to
outlaw Big Size Sodas while its 2nd largest city
has voted to ban the use of plastic bags but fuck
if anyone should dare suggest the restriction of
military grade semi-automatic machine guns from
being possessed by some detached middle-aged
unemployed psychopath who hates cats and is
hellbent to burn the world down -

oh me oh my America...