REAL CHEESE / SUPER FETA

America's largest metropolis has found a way to
outlaw Big Size Sodas while its 2nd largest city
has voted to ban the use of plastic bags but fuck
if anyone should dare suggest the restriction of
military grade semi-automatic machine guns from
being possessed by some detached middle-aged
unemployed psychopath who hates cats and is
hellbent to burn the world down -

oh me oh my America...

bravo America!
the idea of trying to whitewash the ungodly
vile genocide of millions of Native Americans
and theft of an entire virgin continent ( with
all its natural resources that you shamelessly
exploit for trillions of dollars ) behind a bold
decision to change the logo of a sports team
is an unparalleled gesture of reparations and
another example of your Exceptionalism:

Now what you did you have in mind for the
slavery thing...

everything these days seems so post-9/11...

that Nobel Peace Prize sure makes for
a great doorstop don't it...