Friday, March 29, 2019

 

# 575

how do you spell "cover up?"

G
O
P

# posted by Dr Simulacra @ 12:43 PM 0 comments

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

 

# 574

Roseanne is no longer the most obnoxious moronic
Barr in America!

# posted by Dr Simulacra @ 6:38 PM 0 comments

Sunday, March 24, 2019

 

# 573

Mueller must really want to join that country club...

# posted by Dr Simulacra @ 1:58 PM 0 comments

Friday, March 22, 2019

 

# 572

anyone who holds a grudge against a dead guy
isn't fit to be an idiot...

# posted by Dr Simulacra @ 12:10 PM 0 comments

Sunday, March 17, 2019

 

# 571

why poets should never be president:

"my big balls the cow sucks
     in sweet summer sunshine 
          I love to wax my asshole
              with cold white milk
                 come to me cow and
                     make me a man now
                        my feet are breathing
                           freely"

# posted by Dr Simulacra @ 4:30 PM 0 comments

Friday, March 08, 2019

 

# 570

note to POTUS:

you can't shine shit...

# posted by Dr Simulacra @ 7:03 PM 0 comments

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