Wednesday, October 30, 2013

 

# 295

ok so one party's president lies the country
into an unnecessary war -

and the other party's president lies us into an
botched healthcare system -

and you laugh when I say truth is dead...


ps - oh did I forget to mention the president
who lied about fucking a 20 year old intern
with a cigar?



Tuesday, October 29, 2013

 

# 294

no doubt the world is strange consider Jim
Carrey was better at playing Andy Kaufman
than Andy ever was...

Friday, October 25, 2013

 

# 293

face it:
facebook is as useful as a 3rd thumb -

it basically sucks donkey balls...

Thursday, October 24, 2013

 

# 292

smells more like 50 Shades of Shit...

Monday, October 21, 2013

 

# 291

it seems as though in a bitter twist of
sweet irony Man has created his own
apple with which to banish God from
the World -

it's a case of not only biting the hand
the feeds you but eating the hand that
feeds you...

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

 

# 290

we Americans elect leaders to solve the
very problems they create through their
incompetence while segments of public
service erode into obsolescence

the day is coming when the world will
call our bluff...

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

 

# 289

Hypocrats: a party of principles without
passion

Republicants: a party of passion without
principles

America:  a country caught in the clash
of parallel opinions about perpendicular
facts...


Monday, October 07, 2013

 

# 288

Miley:  what you are experiencing inside
your mind and the source of your strange
behavior is known as "penis envy"

don't worry because just like your music
career and spotlight popularity it too will
pass...



Wednesday, October 02, 2013

 

# 287

Reality died oh so long ago:
what had been a movie we were living in
pre-9/11 is now re-morphing itself into a
video game -

2nd Life is upon us kiddies...



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