REAL CHEESE / SUPER FETA

official request to retire the word
"fantastic" from the parlance of
our times:

what was already established in
the vernacular has been recently
inflated to a vapid trend that if
sustained at this frequency will
quickly approach a social fetish
pop-Warhol style...

Iraq was merely an appetizer

Iran will be the main course

N Korea is dessert

yum yum dig in...

one man's noose is another man's
loophole...

Republicans are great at manipulating
imaginary worlds lived in by morons

Democrats suck at managing Reality

thus we're fucked until a new viable
unifying option appears...

Sequestration seems much more
like castration:

America
oh America you have lost your
balls

You used to be so cool...